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Wackier.Com Believes in Clean Comedy. " Once a guy got hit in the head with a pineapple." - Welcome to our website. - Better Than Vinyl - . . . NEWS FLASH . . . Living somewhere in the high mountains of Brazil, scientist have recently discovered a new species of mountain climbing animal. Apparently the offspring of a chance mating between the Upland Mountain Goat and one of the feral Coyote species that is native to the region. With the body of a goat, but head and tail of a Coyote, the new beast which is about the size of a large wolf, with curled horns like a ram, has been nicknamed a - "Cygoaty" - by the locals. The ferocious mountain climbing predator, cygoaty, has been terrorizing the area villages. They say it will eat anything; including potato chips. Authorities have been attempting to cage the creature by luring it into a 55 gallon drum using Lay's potato chips for bait. Government Biologist Dean Frijoles stated "This animal is in too close to the human community to be safe. It must be destroyed." "It might bite somebody!" Some older mountain villagers claim it is nothing more than a sick or lame "Chupa Cabra" that has come nearer to town during the day, because it is too ill to fend for itself anymore. Farmers claim that the beast has attacked their cows and that it has been seen sucking the blood out of a cow's neck at night. No body has been able to catch the cygoaty. Those who have come near to it are afraid of its growling and sharp teeth. "If it was a goat, I would milk it." said local businessman, Mickey Profit. "But it barks at you." "And it can climb rocks really fast!" Authorities say that they will not kill the animal because it is so unique and needs to be studied further. However, they will resort to more modern methods such as tranquilizer darts, if the potato chip barrel trap proves unsuccessful. Some villagers have started to feel sorry for the cygoaty and have decided to adopt it as their mascot. "The town of Fazenda, Brazil has never had this much media attention. Local business are thriving now, but some restaurants are running out of arapaima, a popular fish pudding." said area chamber of commerce head, Miriki Favela. "We owe a lot to the Cygoaty. Before it appeared, this was a poor town." "Now thousands of tourists and biologists have visited here, and they all need food." And they are all spending their money in our shops! Locals are selling Cygoaty stuffed animals as souvenirs. They are thinking of changing the name of the town from Fazenda to Cygoatyville.

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"A merry heart doeth good like a medicine..." - Proverbs 17:22

You don't prefer clean comedy? At Wackier.Com we have always relied on the maxim, " Don't knock it, if you can't do it." It's a lot easier to make up a joke that contains coarse, vulgar, or obscene content, than it is to keep it clean. To me Swearing is nothing but a #!#%#! sign of weakness. Many comedians might be wiped out if they were to have to do extensive house cleaning on their acts. Yes, it's a pathetic sign of the times when dirty jokes continue to prevail. Another problem is when inappropriate humor is used. Anything that hurts someone else is inappropriate humor. People get offended by jokes containing mean ethnic slurs and discrimination too.

While looking for a new slogan for Wackier.Com. Our slogan has usually been "Laugh it Up!" In fact, when I autograph copies of my book, How To Be Wackier, for people, I write " Laugh it up " inside the front cover and then put the persons name in, above my signature. Like: "Laugh it up Rodney". Any way, while looking through magazines and trying to get ideas for a catchy comedy slogan, we decided to find one by randomly jabbing our index fingers into pages of the magazine without looking. No body could predict what might come up. Everyone kept fingering the pages until finally my friends finger landed on an advertisement for Latex Gloves... That's when she pointed out a new saying that seemed to work for us. Just like Latex, Wackier.Com is proving to be - " Better Than Vinyl ! "

"A merry heart maketh a cheerful countenance.." - Proverbs 15:13